Am i a pimp IRL or wut?

I usually go to the clubs 4 days a week to pick up chicks i get alot of threesomes and take them to the motel for a 2 hour session. After that i go home to my girl and tell her i just finished work "she thinks i work alot of overtime" and i bang her in the same night. Am i a pimp? Am i living the dream or wut>